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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2021 @ 5:15am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2021 @ 10:03am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 7:00am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2021 @ 8:36am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 7:07am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 2:34am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2021 @ 4:56pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 7:39am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 4:56am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2021 @ 7:53am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 26 May, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2021 @ 5:37am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2021 @ 3:01am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 7:39am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2021 @ 10:04am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 26 May, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2021 @ 1:14pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2021 @ 4:58pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2021 @ 9:36am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 7:10am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 7:24am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:17am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 6 May @ 1:07am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 6:53am

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 11:43pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 11:14am

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 3:29am

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:05pm

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 4:54am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 2 May @ 8:02am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2021 @ 6:12am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 3 May @ 1:09am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 11:10am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 3:19am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 8:17am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 2 May @ 10:09am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 4:14am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2021 @ 5:11pm

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 1:36pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:06am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!