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The exact moment i knew i was gay is when I first started watching SpongeBob. I didn't know what it was about him that made me want him so badly, but every time an episode came on my ♥♥♥♥ became rock solid. I knew I wanted to do more than merely watch this sponge. I wanted to ♥♥♥♥ his tight little juicy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. For years, I dreamed of pounding him from behind and filling him with my ♥♥♥ and watching it drip out of his pores. However, no matter how many times I choked my chicken to the mere thought of him, my lust for this sexy succulent sea sponge could not be satisfied. I tried everything, body pillows, dolls. Nothing was good enough. So, I made it my number one goal to create a hyper-realistic SpongeBob sex doll, so my fantasies could finally be brought to life. No longer will those who also have a unquenchable thirst for Mr. SquarePants have to dream of releasing their sticky seed inside of his anal cavity, for they can now enjoy the real thing - Jakob

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