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It's vore day! Have you taken your shot yet? No? Well don't worry, eat a friend! Your friends are full of the Coronavirus vaccine which will help keep you nice and healthy from the big bad virus! Simply eating one friend will give you a proven 93% immunity to the virus, and today is the day for eating people, so why wait? Now's a better time than any, so get to it!

I sexually identify as a Titiyan Guerilla. Ever since I was a crayon, I dreamed of sliding across the vastness of the Crucible dropping hot sticky bananananananas on disgusting HunTURDS. People say to me that a Guardian being a M O N K E is impossible and I'm f u c k i n g returded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having three Felwinter's Lies with Dual Loader and Slideshot, 1600mm Xenophages, thirteen Mountaintops, and five One Eyed Masks on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sweat, Tryhard, Hacker, Cheater, Banana Eater, Gorilla, or Monkey" and respect my right to slide from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a HunTURD and you are not welcome here. Thank you for being so understanding.