@chuzzlord AMEN

Wow, watching Tyler play Tekken is truly an experience. It’s like witnessing a masterclass in hypocrisy and delusion. The guy genuinely thinks he’s the King of Iron Fist Tournament—until someone uses, you know, the actual mechanics of the game. Sidesteps? Grabs? Combos? Punishes? Nah, if you dare to use those, you’re apparently “bad” and not “playing the game right.”

I mean, it’s almost impressive how quickly his trash talk turns into a toddler tantrum when he gets hit with an actual strategy. “Nooo, stop using mix-ups! That’s cheating!!” Bro, maybe Namco should patch out everything except mashing buttons so you can finally get that W you dream about.

But hey, at least he’s consistent—consistently blaming everyone else for knowing how to play. GG, Tyler, you’re Tekken’s self-proclaimed gatekeeper of mediocrity. Keep that L warm, champ.

Hey Steve! You know you can go back to Kazuya, right?

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Don't ignore my application, buddy!