Recent reviews by turnipp_star

When this demo released, Nintendo reached out to the developers with threats of a copyright notice because, and I quote "♥♥♥♥♥ you, we invented the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ double jump, you cAAnt just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do that without asking *frowny face* >:(" (the world was shocked at this response.)

Good ass demo btw.

Lethal Company is what happens when you take the Submerged Castle from Pikmin 2 and make a whole game around it! Really cool (good)

hard crashed my pc. peashooter is cute tho...

Hot-Topic Bioshock.

good.

those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knife throwing enemies with the cloaks on can go die. Great game though!!!!

pant vs zambi. : )

Falling down a flight of stairs had a more engaging gameplay loop than this.

The people who'd play this regularly must think hiding in lockers is the final boss of game design.

Crashed nearly ten times before the obligatory end-of-chapter chase sequence. Leading me to hard reset my $2,000 dollar gaming PC EVERY SINGLE TIME! Sound effects will just cut off out of nowhere, invisible walls everywhere that punishes you for wanting to look around, and the story is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GARBAGE! You have to be a special kind of stupid to think one, the creators care about telling a compelling story that isn't just chasing trends of other games, and two, that the creators care at all about this streamer-bait garbage.

TL;DR, ♥♥♥♥ you Mob Games.