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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:07am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:44am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:34am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:05am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:49am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:18am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:39am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 5:11am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 5:11am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 5:11am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 5:03am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:02am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:53am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:46pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 6:52am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 7:20am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 7:19am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:34am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 6:53am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:53am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 5:13am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:49am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 9:50am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:16am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:38am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:13am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:01am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:13am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 5:14am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 5:20am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 7:18am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 6:52am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:38am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:38am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:32am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 7:20am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 5:33am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 7:20am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 7:38am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:39am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:50am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:18am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:32am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 6:52am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:39am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:24am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:39am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:54am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:49am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 7:39am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:44am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:45pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:46pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 6:53am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:39am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:39am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:22am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:39am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:02am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:53am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 1:39am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 6:53am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 7:20am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 7:20am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:53am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 9:19am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:24am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:34am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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