We regret to inform you that the card titled "Mommy's Debit" has been declined your latest purchases due to suspicious activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank. The listing follows


- 1x Monster Horse D*ldo 12' Lubricated Thrusters

- 3x CareBear Fur Suits

- 1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies

- 6x Magnum condoms

- 5x Bananas

- 1x Small Condom

- 2x Subscription to Rakka's Minecraft stream

- 1x Galdd's Destiny Career

- 1x Fur Con Ticket

Can I uHHH.... Order a McMuffin?