ANTRAG AUF BUNDESDEUTSCHES ASYL

Allgemeine Angaben
Name:___________ Vorname:____________geb.
am:___________

Woher Du kommen?
Türkiye _____ Tunisia _____ Russia _____
Albania _____ andere Land __________

Wo Du durch Wald gekommen?
________________________________________

Wo Du wohnen / Adress?
________________________________________
(Wenn Du leben im Auto, Du sagen wo Du
parken)

Geburtsort:
Maisfeld _____ Gefängnis _____ Strand _____
unter Brücke _____ Puff _____ Höhle _____

Familienstand:
Geerbt _____ befreundet _____ gekauft _____
verheiratet _____ nix wissen _____

Wenn Moslem, ungefähre Anzahl von
Frauen: _____ Kinder: _____

Woher Du haben Pass / Ausweis?
von Totem _____ geklaut _____ gefunden _____
von Kollega _____

Nur wenn Pass von Totem:
von alleine gestorben_____
nachgeholfen_____
wird noch
gestorben _____´

there once was a girl named matthew.. she was walkin down the jackson st. when suddenly she started bleeding from all the holes in her body, including her eyes and ears.... then she met a gost who told her that she wil bleed out to deth unless she wont post this on 5 peoples steam profiles... she didnt do that and she died because of hyper ebola.... u have received the curse.. TO REMOVE IT YOU HAVE TO POST THIS MESSAGE ON 5 STEAM PROFILES IN 24 HOURS.. if u dont do that u will start bleeding and a gost will come to tell ur gonna die.. AND U WILL DIE!!! unless of corse u dont post this message on 5 steam profiles...

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard c*ck push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.