After a good game of RUST, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great RUST times and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a RUST lan party. He said he was coming and i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg, he then forcefully tried to penetrate me luckily I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

my likkle pookie

If you're looking for a +rep on this profile you've come to the wrong place, but if you're looking for a step by step guide on how to make instant noodles your in the right place

Ingredients
1 Instant noodles of your choice
300ml of boiling water

directions
tear open half of the paper/plastic lid. (Some brands may have a dotted line as an indicator.) Add the powdered sauce (from packet 1) and dried vegetables and meat (from packet 2).
Pour some boiling (100 C/212 F) water up to the inside line of the container.
Put the lid on and weigh down the lid with a set of chopsticks or a light plate.
Wait patiently for 2 to 3 minutes then stir the noodles well with chopsticks. Dig in!