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Failing is not bad, not trying is!

what im saying is do not be afraid of failing

say next time a stranger comes to you and asks the way.
Point him any direction you like, even though you don't know the way

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How to show your love to someone in Chinese

Basic: 我喜欢你
Advanced: 问世间情为何物，直叫人生死相许

Legendary: 我好想拿一把新鲜香菜，切掉香菜叶子拿香菜根，一根一根的塞进你的 屁眼 里，有多难受我就有多爱你

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As we know 60% of a human body is made of water

which means if you like water
you like 60% of every other man on earth.

Being gay is cool now, don't be shy.

but my love for my friend's mom is definitely 100%

Have a nice day my friend

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Did you know if you remove meat from your diet
can help you reduce 80% of your will to live

大几十万的效果器一发售说冲就冲
音箱一开，吉他一买，就开始对邦，钱就像大风刮来的。
时间好像一直有，circle你们也去，Ring你们也去，space你们也去，武道馆你们也去。
每天要么就是抹茶芭菲，要么就是水族馆，要么就是跟人家纸醉金迷留宿大豪斯

😭😭😭😭😭😭

我怎么一天到晚都在打工啊

这是虾米
这是大米
这是花生米

😺← 这是哈基米 🥰


⚠️ 万恶之源 ⚠️
⚠️ 生活必需品 ⚠️
⚠️ 爱猫の小曲 ⚠️

出处动漫：《赛马娘》
伴奏： Clannad bgm -马鹿ふたり 曲速122

晚安别睡觉了，快去学习😊

你想不到的夏日表白法

今天的天气是35.5°
苗木：35.5°C = 95.90000°F 它们加在是什么呢？
雾切：氧的第一电离能精确到个位数是多少你还记得吗？

表白小技巧：35.5摄氏度等于95.9华氏度，加起来等于131.4
氧的第一电离能为1313.9kj/mol,精确到个位为1314.

理科生坠入情网，故尝试证明
出处： 游戏《弹丸论破》

又学一招，好肉麻的两公婆

Have a nice day:)
have a wonderful weekend;)

晚上好宝宝，爱你~

老公在外面找小三
一次次的忍让换来的却是无休止的伤害
终于，我也决定反击！今天疯狂星期四， v我50 听我接下来的复仇计划

又平安度过一岁
来跟我吃赛博蛋糕把

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Just because i say the n word and call you guys gay a lot
does not make me a racist or somewhat homophobic

I mean you like pizza, does it make you an Italian?
\NO!

I am simply offensive to everyone

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I understand you are lonely, otherwise you wouldn't spend so much on games.

Here are some apps for you to make frineds:
Les Park
Grinder
Jack'd
SCRUFF
Hornet
HeeSay
GROWLR
Taimi
Gay Travel
Gsland
Guysonly
none of them are made for gays

欸 想你的一天 宝~

sorry for going to live longer than all of you
y'all shorter than me
which means you all gonna inhale more fart than I will ever
I'll try to remember you guys

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Short people do die faster
cause they smell more fart than others

大家能教教 nina 怎么骂人吗，每次骂人 nina 都觉得不好意思。
瓦塔西 ，捏紧了拳头，憋红了黏，最后只能小声的说一句：


nina：我一般不骂直接上去打

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Why you should get a cat

Remember when you are in the toilet and the paper just run out?

if you have a cat, you can literally train the cat
to be the toiolet paper

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Don't just say hi when greeting people
Diff people require diff greeting words.
offensive to everyone tutorial
General: Hi!
African American:" 's up my ni..."
Japanese:" ki sama baka!"
Chinese: " ni hao, cnm"
British: " Morning! Had your bo'oh'o'wa'er mate?"
Germany: " Hail Hit...."
Orphans: "Hello sweety! Where are your parents?"
Sigma male :" No biaches?"
Chad: you basic asf
Lesbian & Gay: Why'd choose to be gay?
Trans: you are what you were born
Gen alpha: Skibidi toilet is lame
Gen Z: skibidi is peak
Boomer: still breathing?
Norwegian: Death Metal is the best
Sweden: Black metal is better than death metal, and pirating movies should go to hell
Russian: "still drinking vodka and f@king bears all day?
Simpsons fans: season 34 is better than all s1-s9 combined!
Star Wars fans: Disney saved the franchise！
John Wick: No wife, no dogs?
Patrick starfish:TUBBY

现在网恋出现了一个新的分支: “群恋”
“群恋” : 主要是指群友双方都有好感
但两边都是怂逼，只敢在群里腻歪，天天在群里嗨，暧昧的不行，其实连好友都没有

所以w
你要和我群恋吗

信息栏里想要表达的应该是I want to sleep吧？

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You guys are double standarded as well!

You be like:
"Lady parts"
"boobs, ♥♥♥♥♥, more more more"

but when it comes to a girl with a pen!s
or some dude's nude

you'd be like " ewwww wtf"

also be like " lesbian corn ! I love it!"
" gay corn,? ewww!"

man, gender equality my as!
We should fight for genital equality！

“常陆茉子，你究竟干了什么？！没有起爆器，我等要如何抗衡绫地宁宁，明月栞那?”
在原七海跺脚瞪着常陆茉子。

常陆茉子淡笑一声:
说罢，她的气息终于不再掩饰!显露而出，外星人!!!
一瞬间，整个穗织再次一寂。

常陆茉子一身忍者服，手持苦无，纵横战场，气盖山河。她口中忽吟道:

“早岁已知祓除艰，仍许忍者荡世间。
侍奉朝武无人问，淡然自卑秘密沉。
芳乃夜半难入寐，祟神附身甚狼狈。
忽遇将臣外星人，祓天祓地还祓神。”

（今日怪话：热梗来自 蛊真人 ）

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Todays people are so ♥♥♥♥♥ double standarded
fighting for ethic ethnic equality， gender equality all day

meanwhile unborn babies kicking preg women all the time.
and when I do it.
back to the jail I go

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Ultimate PC upgrade guide 2024!

1. Download RTX 5090 ti onto your PC for a boost
2. buy some SSD to increase your RAM
3. Use a shoe box for your case, it's both cooler and environment friendly
4.Simply bend your monitor to get a curv screen
5.cut the wires of your mouse and keyborad, wireless is tidy
6. incase your CPU run out of date, go buy 1t sand to grind yourself a i9-28888K

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Right, Mr.Krabs is dead.
who is the killer? only straight people can guess it right
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a. Spongebob
b. Sandy
c.Patrick
d. Plankton
e. Gary
f. Pearl
g. a robber



he killed himself! he's so cheap, wouldn't even pay for hookers, so he choked himself to death by autoerotic asphyxia

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Reasons why you should date 28 year old girls
1), Prove you are not gay, at least bi
2), therRE ARE 20 OF THEM!

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Reasons why you should date 28 year old girls
1), Prove you are not gay, at least bi
2), therRE ARE 20 OF THEM!

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Life Hack 202
let's get real, ugly and disgusting.

DId you know if your mom and I were a couple?
She'd saved so much money on toilet paper and Tampons


(man how did my cat come up with those simp ideas)

阿良良木历初恋的感情，迎来了失恋。

「……我说啊，羽川。你刚才告诉我一件好事，我就告诉你一件坏事当作谢礼吧。」
「什么事？我想听我想听！」
「我———我高中时代很喜欢你。你没察觉吧？」
「……啊哈哈！」

羽川干笑了。双眼不只是朦胧，进而变得空洞。
这是她曾经顽固守护的空白。

「阿良良木，这也是你一直想讲的那种话？」
「不。」
我摇了摇头，视线从羽川身上移开。
就像是从来没有好好面对她。

「这是我说出口瞬间就会后悔的那种话。」
———《结物语》

班长，我的班长😭，你们不许迫害她😭👊🏻不许迫害她😭👊🏻😭👊🏻😭👊🏻

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Did you know human life expectancy is now 80 years?
and for bipolar is 68 years? why?
cause they kill themselves

and have few friends, living in poverty sure ain't doing me anything good.
and I keep getting those anhedonia after quiting 5 kinds of meds cold turkey.
please kill me so i don;t have to do it myself

and if you find my past facts offensive, racist, homophobic.
my cat wrote every single one of them\
and he keeps pissing on my bed.

you should come to my house let's beat him up good
and slash my throat

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I have lost intrests in real girls

i love shemale

就由我来将它结束掉😠
不要误会了，我是来结束这一切的😫
我是来结束这乐团的，可是…为什么，我已经搞不懂了，像傻瓜一样😭

明明已经不想再玩乐队了😭
身体却怎么也停不下😭
祥子，祥子你快来救救我啊😭
为什么这个贝斯弹起来会如此畅快😫
不....不要，要成为mygo的成员了😭😭😭

嘿...嘿嘿，mygo最棒了😋，爱音ちゃん、膝枕する？😋

大佬晚安

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What do poeple from Uruguay call themselves?
--Gay

What do they call you ?
--U r gay

反差是色的一大来源

圣洁的修女掏出下流的大胸让你以身赎罪。
黑皮精灵穿着透明白纱欢迎哥布林。
肤白貌美的女上司的黑裤袜包臀裙屁股从你面前招摇而过。

单纯天真的青梅成为别人的三通玩物。
严厉的老师对你的一切命令都言听计从。
聪明狡猾的妹妹被催眠成弱智xx。
温柔却疏远的继母晚上拼命找你拉近距离。

😭😭😭😭😭😭

在哪个车站会吻别
风和玫瑰要分别才喋喋不休
你和我抬眼看着雪
等神把谎言一片片拆碎
在哪段年岁会妥协
你慢慢抽离指尖是一种美学
曾将爱扇起 又抛却
留下我 看来路漆黑
在雪山饮雪
听过路风宣泄
听它说起你
收过一束玫瑰
用大雪纷飞
代替我的眼泪
送你春光明媚
我无坚不摧
将情藏得隐晦
只有那明月
知道过程壮烈
多凄美伤悲
也就自己体会
就像冬天下雪
不算多特别
——《一等情事》
梅琳娜在交界地等你

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Did you know when you think you are too old to die young

that's your cue to do it asap and start again next life to die young?

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https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/profiles/76561199013626515
his mom is so fat

everyone she had a crush on is now dead

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If future you didn't time travel to stop you

everything you do is just right.

咪宝的奇怪知识小课堂


问一个高级碧池这个季节怎么撩男生

她说很简单，就拿出护手霜，故意多挤很多，
然后娇嗔


再把多出来的护手霜涂到男生手上

注意双手紧紧包住他的手，反复涂匀，十有八九他就是你的了...这招数简直是恶魔啊..

鸣潮：我们的文案节奏太大了，怎么解决啊😭
原神：没事，接下来登场的是龙蜥夫人！🤓
鸣潮：🥰

(几天后)

原神：完了，怎么感觉节奏有点大😱
鸣潮：没事，我也有妙招，兄弟，你瞧好吧👌

库洛和米哈游我真的磕了，以后你们的cp名就叫 miku 吧， miku 是真的！

Steam有些是假的，甚至有些停止运营了
比如商店都打不开的那种
要下载就去下载steam游戏管家，这个是国区的实名认证一下就能用哦。

周末愉快~

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What makes a hero?

Back in school days, this gay, i mean this guy alone, https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/profiles/76561199013626515
saved 15 boys, 3 groundskeeper willlies, 8 class frogs from being molested.

That took a lot of Self-Control