“不动明王十四根本印之十：火焰轮止。又名制火印、遮火印。握拳名拇指置于食指、中指之间，二拳背相合。拇指置于中指、食指之间，火则自灭，象征以大空之智，灭除众业烦恼之火。”

晚上好呀宇智波，国庆节快乐呀

“拿破仑三世在巴黎举办世博会，向国外展示波尔多美酒，由波尔多商会经纪人工会（The Syndicat des Courtiers de Commerce de Bordeaux）于1855年4月5日组织评选，并于1855年4月18日评选完毕并签署分级文件。”

“♥♥♥♥♥：第5冠为粉丝们而战！”

晚上好呀宇智波，中秋节快乐呀

中秋节快乐哦~🥮

　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　
　　
　　
　　
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Happy Day ~
 

“南 无 阿 弥 多 婆 夜”

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remember how celebrities on TV always tell kids "Stay in school?"

that's what My buddy and I did.

Look at me, 54 years old, working as a junior high janitor,

my buddy,
he just never successfully graduated from the same junior high for the last 40 years

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Did you know why there is already Final Fantasy XVI but only Devil May Cry 5?

Camcon cheap basterrrrrds!!!!!!!!

They won't give enough hair product budgets for Vergil!
If you look back, you'd realize 4.5 out of 6 DMC games were caused by Vergil!

And look at Final Fantasy, look at their characters! Each one from each game has more hair glue than Vergil had in a decade!

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MAN I HATE YOUTUBE NOW BANING all kinds of ad skipper, ad speed-up-er, even aotu skip!

all for it's over priced youtube premium, 14 USD a month, seriously?

and have you noticed ads are getting more frequent and longer and unskipable

it's true, click the block button on the ad only takes 5 seconds while waiting for the unskipable ads combo to finish would take
15x2= 30 seconds!

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Why you should watch Borat(2006)
1) It is a very serious documentary about the American Dream
2) It is very funny
3)It is very age friendly, you should totally watch with kids, kids need fun so they don't grow up creepy.
4)No NSFW plots, No racism or any other offensive forms.
5)It is the greastes film on earth and will be for another 50000000 years.
6)It has tons of gay NSFW stuff, you'll like it

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... And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.

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9th generation gaming sucks, it's mostly industrial garbage and can run on last gen's consoles, and they ain't that productive like they used to.

today owning a PS2 or PS3/Xbox360 makes it all nostalgia and priceless in memorise, it was all about fun.

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Petah Pakah and Miles Morales are two unique Spidermen
Do you know the difference between them?
-
Well, Miles is a N and has bio electricity and invisible ability.

Petah just shoots bad guys with his much thicker semen and leaves it everywhere in New York.

谢谢！XD

今天是艾希酱的生日哦~ 艾希酒馆群久违的庆生抽奖已经落下帷幕啦XD
这几天过的真的太开心了，有露宝的樱花fufu（坐不住，一定是正版女儿！），小琴同学预定的黑人跳舞祝福视频（简直羞耻到没眼看！），现实中也一起邀请朋友聚餐唱K吃蛋糕（万年游戏宅一张现充体验卡），还有远在霓虹国的樱花妹-白羽姐姐人美声甜的视频庆生祝福（富婆姐姐！），超级可爱！~

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If your PC set doennot have those, it's out of date!

Jumbotron Screen
Edible Power Supply
Eco-Friendly Case
At least 5 of GTX 750 GPUs
HUAWEI CPU
Bulletproof Case Shell
AI Assistant Hentai Figures & Stickers
DOLBY VISION RBG LIGHTS
1TB exFAT Flashdrive (It's called flashdrive? Speed of light!)
Real Life Mouse
Razer MIDI Keyboard
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If not, you are nothing

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PS5 is good, the cheapest 4K gaming you can have.

PS5 store isn't.

I'm kinda disappointed , PS5 is almost 4 years old.
and still more PS4 games than PS5 games.(and most of them are just next-gen updated PS4 games)
and tons of them are Sweet Baby Inc Detected!

no wonder community says it's more of a UHD remastered PS4

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“题说众世铭八苦，玉浪孤灯引夙心。岁月山河何处寄，游仙掠海忘离人。”

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Get rich quick:
Step 1:
Get a bunch of simps for yourself
Step 2:
Get diabetes
Step 3:
Diabetic urine is sweet like honey, my friend.
You are gonna make some dentists real rich!
Step 4:
take 80% of the money from the dentists and give them each a cup of your urine for each transaction.

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In most online games
"Your mom" is banned for account names.

"Thy mum" isn't

are they stewid?

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Buy me RTX 4090.
I need it to generate high quality Elsa&Anna lesbian pictures.

U can hav all of my work

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I came back from a not-distant future to deliver this message

The guy who shall post a comment after me actually has stage 4 prostate cancer

Godbless

“The only one who can tell you 'you can't win' is you, and you don't have to listen.”

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This dude has a crush on you! 👇↓👇↓👇↓👇↓👇↓

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Even Homer Simpson from the game The Simpsons: Hit and Run can do double jump.

Yet Vergil is still seeking more power
is he stewpid>?

Foolishness Vergil, foolishness

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Go ask anyone who's dated their teacher

None of them has any regrets.

Especially for those who received homeschool education

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Vegetarians do not eat any meat

Vegan is more radical than vegetarian.
They eat Vegetables+ Bacon

Vegetable+Bacon = Vegan

ID:Sigma-man996
If you have a play station, you can add me as a friend. Currently, I should be a long-term second tier member, but unfortunately, I can only go online on weekends.

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You might have heard from me that one leading reason short people die faster is because they inhale more fart than us.

well, here's another one

they'are too short
which makes them able to give themselves bl0w j0bs
hence they do it 24/7 and die

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Failing is not bad, not trying is!

what im saying is do not be afraid of failing

say next time a stranger comes to you and asks the way.
Point him any direction you like, even though you don't know the way

“They're gonna' crumble one by one”

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How to show your love to someone in Chinese

Basic: 我喜欢你
Advanced: 问世间情为何物，直叫人生死相许

Legendary: 我好想拿一把新鲜香菜，切掉香菜叶子拿香菜根，一根一根的塞进你的 屁眼 里，有多难受我就有多爱你

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As we know 60% of a human body is made of water

which means if you like water
you like 60% of every other man on earth.

Being gay is cool now, don't be shy.

but my love for my friend's mom is definitely 100%

🍧 ⋆ 🍰 🎀 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓊𝓉𝒾𝒻𝓊𝓁 𝒹𝒶𝓎 🎀 🍰 ⋆ 🍧

Have a nice day my friend

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Did you know if you remove meat from your diet
can help you reduce 80% of your will to live

Hi

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Did you know the border between USA and Canada is just a big road in a vast forest?

While Mexicans be like : nice wall they built those years

Have a nice day:)
have a wonderful weekend;)

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Just because i say the n word and call you guys gay a lot
does not make me a racist or somewhat homophobic

I mean you like pizza, does it make you an Italian?
\NO!

I am simply offensive to everyone

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I understand you are lonely, otherwise you wouldn't spend so much on games.

Here are some apps for you to make frineds:
Les Park
Grinder
Jack'd
SCRUFF
Hornet
HeeSay
GROWLR
Taimi
Gay Travel
Gsland
Guysonly
none of them are made for gays

sorry for going to live longer than all of you
y'all shorter than me
which means you all gonna inhale more fart than I will ever
I'll try to remember you guys

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Short people do die faster
cause they smell more fart than others

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Why you should get a cat

Remember when you are in the toilet and the paper just run out?

if you have a cat, you can literally train the cat
to be the toiolet paper

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Don't just say hi when greeting people
Diff people require diff greeting words.
offensive to everyone tutorial
General: Hi!
African American:" 's up my ni..."
Japanese:" ki sama baka!"
Chinese: " ni hao, cnm"
British: " Morning! Had your bo'oh'o'wa'er mate?"
Germany: " Hail Hit...."
Orphans: "Hello sweety! Where are your parents?"
Sigma male :" No biaches?"
Chad: you basic asf
Lesbian & Gay: Why'd choose to be gay?
Trans: you are what you were born
Gen alpha: Skibidi toilet is lame
Gen Z: skibidi is peak
Boomer: still breathing?
Norwegian: Death Metal is the best
Sweden: Black metal is better than death metal, and pirating movies should go to hell
Russian: "still drinking vodka and f@king bears all day?
Simpsons fans: season 34 is better than all s1-s9 combined!
Star Wars fans: Disney saved the franchise！
John Wick: No wife, no dogs?
Patrick starfish:TUBBY

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You guys are double standarded as well!

You be like:
"Lady parts"
"boobs, ♥♥♥♥♥, more more more"

but when it comes to a girl with a pen!s
or some dude's nude

you'd be like " ewwww wtf"

also be like " lesbian corn ! I love it!"
" gay corn,? ewww!"

man, gender equality my as!
We should fight for genital equality！