+rep very goood at gameee

Constantly bottom fagging in csgo. Couldn't hit the broad side of an elephant with a bucket of rice from a foot away to save his life.

u can hear this bastard breathe in the mic, as he struggles to get air into his lungs. Its probably due to extreme overweight from eating at McDonalds every day.

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

Your only chance of getting laid is to crawl up a chickens butt and wait.

hello chungus i am sending this message from my 3rd period math class! just wanted to say my lifes better then yours