I AM SO CLEVER THAT SOMETIMES I DON’T UNDERSTAND A SINGLE WORD OF WHAT I AM SAYING.
― Oscar Wilde
I DON’T BELIEVE IN MIRACLES.
― Marie Bashkirtseff
IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE STRESS, YOU WON’T MANAGE TO SUCK A CHEST
― A. A. Milne, Winnie The Pooh
A NAUGHTY THOUGHT IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE.
― GeoVag The Weekend
THE BRAVE MEN DID NOT KILL MALE GENITALIA. THE BRAVE MEN RODE THEM.
― Lebron James
WHEN YOU CHOOSE TO FORGIVE THOSE WHO HAVE HURT YOU, YOU ARE GAY.
― James Bond