♥♥♥♥♥♥' headin' to the brew.
Headin' to get my giro and I pass this couple o' buses at the side o' the road. Everybody's pilin' aff the front wan intae the wan behind. Auld folk like that: "This is ridiculous, never used tae be like this with the corporation buses". I was like that: "I see, we've got ourselves a breakdoon". Checks to see where they're aw headin'. Yoker. And I just pissed masel' laughin'. "Haa". Cause Yoker's wan o' these places I only know from the front o' a bus. Never been there. Don't know what it's like, just this pure mad fabled land that sounds like a pure mad egg yolk. So I was watchin' everybody gettin' on and tryin' to show their tickets to the driver but he wasnae havin' it. Just wavin' em on like that: "I know where yees came fae, I can see the bus. What do yous think I am? Daft?", and a wee voice in ma heed says "Dee Dee, I know you've got tae get your giro, but the brew's always gonnae be there. But this on the other hand, is a wance in a lifetime oppurtunity. Go for it". So I just went like that: "♥♥♥♥ it", and I joins the queue. Soons as I do, the driver starts checkin' people's tickets. I was like that: "Aw here, forget it", but just got pure caught up in the slipstream, beltin' it towards the moment of truth at a hunner mile an hour, heart poundin', pulse racin'.