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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 3:00am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 3:49am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 9:24am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 3:11am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 3:16am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 9:26am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 9:15am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 8:09am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 9:13am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 8:12am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 3:01am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 3:26am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 3:50am



How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
1,092 / 10,000

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
22,919 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
10,716 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
1,752 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.

Sissy

Enable cheats.