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hello sweet person!
Stay Beautiful!
xoxo GoGoRocketGirl♥

Hello Liam, thank you for letter application to The Small Weiner Club. Unfortunately, we have had to sadly decline your application due to ours & your safety. This is because your shlong is rather massive and it wouldn’t be taken seriously in our meets. Seriously i would recommend opening up a fiver account and using your penis as a tripod or a 3rd leg. Finally i would like to give you the offer of being my client as i can get you a spot in the Guinness Book Of World Records, if so, please message this contact phone number within the next 24 - 48 hours, a person name Pimsley will reply.

+rep quick and fair trade, nice.

+Rep Solid Trader, Fair Prices, and No BS. Highly Recommended.