Recent reviews by Black Beard

Edit: Yay good again! :D

Forcing players to link their Steam account with PSN is by every metric a bad move, and the customers have a level head to reject it, I feel sorry for the developers who want to make fun games have to face this by a company with so much power, but I hope they are putting in effort to reverse this. SONY/Play Station do better

Doh
Doh doh doh, doh doh doh
Doh doh
Doh doh doh, doh doh doh
Doh doh
Doh doh doh, doh doh doh
Doh doh
Doh doh doh (aaaaaow!)
This hit, that ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold
This one, for them hood girls
Them good girls, straight masterpieces
Stylin', wildin'
Livin' it up in the city
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Gotta kiss myself, I'm so pretty
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire, man
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Say my name, you know who I am
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad 'bout that money?
Break it down
Girls hit your hallelujah (wooh)
Girls hit your hallelujah (wooh)
Girls hit your hallelujah (wooh)
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you (wooh)
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night, and we in the spot
Don't believe me, just watch, come on!
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Stop
Wait a minute
Fill my cup, put some liquor in it
Take a sip, sign a check
Julio, get the stretch
Ride to Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson, Mississippi
If we show up, we gon' show out
Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire, man
I'm too hot (hot damn, hot damn)
♥♥♥♥♥, say my name, you know who I am
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad 'bout that money?
Break it down
Girls hit your hallelujah (wooh)
Girls hit your hallelujah (wooh)
Girls hit your hallelujah (wooh)
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you (wooh)
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night, and we in the spot
Don't believe me, just watch, come on!
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Before we leave
I'mma tell y'all a lil' something
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up
I said Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up
Come on, dance, jump on it
If you sexy than flaunt it
If you freaky then own it
Don't brag about it, come show me
Come on, dance, jump on it
If you sexy than flaunt it
Well, it's Saturday night, and we in the spot
Don't believe me, just watch, come on!
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up (say what?)
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up (say what?)
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up (say what?)
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up (say what?)
Uptown Funk you up

Amazing story, engaging mechanics, addictive progression, I cried, Amazing

9/10 Because there's no easy mode

Every game always has their cheap copy, and fall guys is a great example.

The sheer depth of this game outweighs every positive to f*** g*** and the progression is above-par, I can't begin to express my astonishment at the fact this game has been shunned by the little kiddies that play f*ll gu**, this game is the true winner, goty, so to speak.
I think I am the mouthpiece for others alike when I say this game truly has exceeded all expectations and delivered such a wonderful experience for the small price of NOTHING, the only reason f*ll g*** went free was because they ♥♥♥♥ their pants after they saw people playing the game that THEY COPIED.
Do I recommend this game?
Well, if you still need the answer to that question, you're either 9 years old or have been living under a rock, because this game couldn't be further from the question, it should be played by those of a higher level, possibly those who have progressed the spiritual ladder and should be awakened from their almighty, divine, enlightened slumber to discover this jaw-dropping game, and possibly realise their is a higher plane ushering their entry after they play this moving experience.
Yes, I recommend this game.

rad, cried

Last boss is hard

I ♥♥♥♥ my pants when the spiders jump on my face and the business man slows down time its crazy dude

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this runs really well on GT 710 i recommend