ANONIM's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 5:23am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 8:59am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:05am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 5:05am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 1:19am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 5:42am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 2:45am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:17am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:32am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 1:34pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 1:48am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 1:51am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 1:26pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:49am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 5:00am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 11:28am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:37am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 1:16am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 8:58am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:47am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:31am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 5:37am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:33am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 5:39am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 9:21am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:04am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 1:35am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 4:17am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 9:21am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:27am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:20am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 3:52am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 1:58am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 5:29am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 3:00am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 2:47am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 1:50am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 10:53am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:55am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 8:24am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 11:02am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 11:29am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:55am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 4:04am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 2:20am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

8 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

21 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

2 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

6 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

2,575 / 5,000