"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

Why sis you nerf Kokomi. WHY HUH. *grows demon alpha wings and strangles you* YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING. *breathes fire on your face* WHY DID YOU GIVE ME YOMIYA AT 9 PITY? WHEN YOU KNEW I WANTED KOKOMI? *flies into the air* AND ARE WE ONLY GETTING 10 LIMITED WISHES ON THE FIRST ANNIVERSARY? THAT'S NOTHING COME ON. *starts singing fight song* (Also please give me the fish claymore.)

You heard me! Stay away from my man, ♥♥♥♥♥, or I'll whoop your sorry little ass back to last year!