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Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:05am

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:43am

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:03am

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:43am

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:43am

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:28am

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:40am

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:22pm

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:22pm

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:07pm

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:06am

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:59am

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:01pm

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:43am

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:10am

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:01am

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:55am



Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...

OG

They accept you as you are.

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.

Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.