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Why are you so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach you, I say "konichiwa". I always ask you about your favorite anime before talking about my waifu. Youre usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with you, and how you usually act disinterested because I'm a sand♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like 9/11 but I don't hold it against them. Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the♥♥♥♥♥♥I watch.

Um, Hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, Um...can we date? I'm sure we'd be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto or DBZ. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe Bleach...heh. You're so Kawaii y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend. I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku

had a dream earlier when I was napping about this girl I have a crush on in school was dreaming that she was cuddling with me and she was shoving Nutella into my mouth while my head rested on her lap and she was patting me on the head and smiling at me while wiping my mouth with a wipe cuz the Nutella was all over my face ... and then she hugged me really tight then all of a sudden everything around us went dark and she said " I'm sorry ... I can't do this anymore ... I have to go " and she started fading away into the darkness and I started crying in the dream when I woke up I felt tears on my face. Please stop medicating schizophrenic people.