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26 of 50 (52%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:12am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:47am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:56pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:12pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:40pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:46am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 6:42am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 9:15am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:42am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:56am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:17pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:37am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:15am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:12pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:37am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:22am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:29am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:52pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:54pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:58am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:33am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:40am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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