When his eyes roll back, and his hand covers his mouth and he starts to cry, I wipe his tears with both hands and tell him everything will be okay. But before he can respond to my words mid-sentence, I grab his waist with both hands and start moving his body up and down until I'm close to him and say: "Use your words baby, do you want me to continue?" Which makes him beg for it. Then he starts wrapping his legs around my waist, so I know he's overstimulated. I keep going to see him shake and tremble so I start going faster to the point where he can barely take it. Then I pin bro down and keep going while he starts moaning, whimpering, and yelling my name. When I'm done, I give him all the hugs and cuddles to comfort him while I continue pounding into him slowly so he's whimpering and enjoying the cuddles I give him. After all of that, I feed him chocolate covered strawberries, call him a good boy for taking all of that. PLATONICALLY OFC!!!

You don't know me, but I highly advise you read this thoroughly and in its entirety. You are to cease any and all communication with my mom, effective immediately. You are not to contact them for any reason whatsoever. You are not to answer their calls, texts, etc. Is that understood?

It is not in your best interest to ignore me. I have a very bad temper and you do not want to see it get away from me. You will send me some sort of confirmation that you are receiving my messages and that you will comply fully.

I have a Tor browser, plenty of disposable income, and all the free time in the world, kiddo. Do not test me, it is remarkably easy to make someone disappear. This is your last chance to respond before you end up in a red room.

Never let it be said that I am not fair. You had your chance, kiddo, but you've chosen to ignore all of my generous warnings, and you'll soon learn the lengths I'm willing to go for my mom.

Expect company, chodehead.

So I don't care about sex and whatever, so I'm in GameStop with my friend (female) and she decides while im trying to look for a new game to just grab my pp.

I'm sitting there, unaffected with no boner still looking for a game.

She's shocked at how I don't care and all I say is "Hands off my caulk." just like how Falco kinda says it in Super Smash Bros.

She wont respond to my texts.

Update: She texted me back just saying "Are you gay or something?" And I responded with "Show me ya moves!"

bro i never tjought something could trigger me more than pineapple on pizza.... today at work i witnessed a psychopath... the ♥♥♥♥♥ put KIWI on a PIZZA PEPERONI!... she might report me to HR because when i saw it i accidently said "ahw you dirty ♥♥♥♥♥" xD

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Piglog.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the gyatt and that gorgeous fanum tax. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.

You're a great alpha male and sigma male, sometimes I even call you the Rizzler. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face.

I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words,
"RIZZLAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of skibidi toilet and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting more sigma, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Piglog.

OMG that's so dumb our families would disown us and we'll lose everyone's respect.... unless we don't tell anybody and we build a mosque and become Imams and everyone in our community will love us for being God's men and building a mosque in a western country.... Lol what a stupid idea hahaha like how are we even going to live together afterwards, everyone will suspect that we're gay... unless we buy houses that are next to each other and build an underground tunnel that connects them.... LOOOOL I'm such a goofball, like that's not a good environment for raising our son Saddam!!!.... unless that's the point of having a son named Saddam, he will have a damaged childhood that will lead to him becoming a merciless dictator just like Hitler...... Lol noooo I would never do something that will lead to a second holocaust

unless???....😳😳😳😳😳😳😳