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Parsley
is gharsley.
-- Ogden Nash
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The trouble with you
Is the trouble with me.
Got two good eyes
But we still don't see.
-- Robert Hunter, "Workingman's Dead"
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There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them,
or turn them into literature.
-- Stephen Stills
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laser, n.:
Failed death ray.
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"Bureaucracy is the enemy of innovation."
-- Mark Shepherd, former President and CEO of Texas Instruments
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A: The Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Q: What was the greatest achievement in taxidermy?
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You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
-- Norman Douglas
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No hardware designer should be allowed to produce any piece of hardware
until three software guys have signed off for it.
-- Andy Tanenbaum
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