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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 11:08am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 11:09am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 7:29am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 2:24pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 5:05am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 11:08am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:29pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:53pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:23pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 6:38am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:13pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:25pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:06am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:49pm

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 11:39am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:02pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 9:30am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 8:46am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:12pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 11:09am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 2:58pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 3:38pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:40pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:19am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 2:24pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:54pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 5:19pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 5:34am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 7:14am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:52am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 8:37am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:32am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:52am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 8:43am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:37am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 5:29pm

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 5:16pm

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 7:09am

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 6:50am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 11:18am

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 7:47am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 12:00pm

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 12:31pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 2:55pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 8:16am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 3:49pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:27pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:53pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 3:38pm

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:41am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:55pm

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:57pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 7:52pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 10:49am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 9:57am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 4:24pm



First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.