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Your reaction time is abysmal. Are you playing with oven mitts? Even a furry in a fursuit would have better reaction times.
Your aim is terrible. We need you to jump, not fall. Start practicing, or we'll replace your keyboard with a Fisher-Price toy. Maybe if you operated your computer as well as your fursuit, it wouldn't be a problem.
Your strategy is a disaster. Rushing into danger isn't bold; it's dumb. Even furries at a convention would do better.
Your game sense is non-existent. You drag us into traps like it's your mission. Even a furry with tunnel vision would have more awareness.
Your communication is the worst. Your callouts are late, vague, or wrong. We need clear, accurate info, not your gibberish.
In conclusion, HakuTheTrap, get it together. Be less terrible. Shape up or we're cutting the chain. Even furries are disappointed!