JLoKes in CS2? Bro’s BUILT DIFFERENT. Pulls up on Dust 2 and instantly deletes the enemy team with tap-tap Glock headshots. Mid-round, he bhops to mid doors, no-scope AWPs a guy, and types "ez" before the body drops. Everyone’s like, "Is this dude hacking?!" Nah, JLoKes’s just HIM.

Then it happens—webcam flicks on mid-clutch. His cheeks? Smoother than a perfect AWP flick. Chat goes wild:

"JLoKes, skincare routine pls!"
"Bro’s cheeks shining brighter than my future."
But JLoKes doesn’t reply—he’s locked in. 1v4 clutch with a deagle on eco round, and he one-taps everyone like he’s scripting IRL. Ends the match with a 30-bomb and an MVP, leaving the whole lobby stunned.

JLoKes isn’t just cracked; he’s a legend. Moral? If you see JLoKes, just FF and moisturize. 🧴✨

+rep has big balls

Hey man! You played really well honestly. Seriously! Just need to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill. But besides that, you’re an S-tier teammate!

+ rep.
After a good game in cs2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a cs2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I let it happen, cause that's what real homies do. Turns out he was gay. 5/5 Yelp would trust at sleepover again.

+rep w manz

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