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We have been monitoring your computer use in the course of an investigation and there is more than just alcohol to investigate, namely your internet search history and we will probably have to contact the authorities.
I'll have to make a few contacts and we'll get back to you.
Search history this week:
Midget porn (13 yo girls), is it dangerous to order children online?, can you order children by mail order?, is it dangerous to jerk off 7 times a day?, pink vibrating dildo 37,5cm crawler, how to rape a child and lose evidence?
Other searches: how to burn a church, best way to take an old man's life?, rope (6m) and 7 garbage bags (subscription), van hire, how to darken car windows?
You also ordered soundproofing.
You are now under surveillance and charged with rape, kidnapping and aggravated assault of thirteen children and elderly. You are also the prime suspect in the burning of fourteen churches and possession of child pornography.