The Jewish Monster Is Coming For You.

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Why I Quit Pissing in The Sink - My Story
For a time, I was an avid sinkpisser. I probably went over a year without pissing in the potty. It was so easy to unbuckle my pants, and let that meat log hit the edge of the bowl with a smack. The sink was always perfect pissing height too. No splash. But then I started running into problems that threatened the longevity of the piss. You see, I would shut the drain hatch, so I could look upon my creation. One time I even pissed blood. But the white bowl white start to get these stains on the inside. I could never explain this if my parents asked. To this day, there are stains, and I must confess I have largely given up the sinkpissing ways. I do however, still do it in public bathrooms or if I'm at someone else's house, so I guess I didn't entirely quit. This is my story.

Why I Quit Pissing in The Sink - My Story
For a time, I was an avid sinkpisser. I probably went over a year without pissing in the potty. It was so easy to unbuckle my pants, and let that meat log hit the edge of the bowl with a smack. The sink was always perfect pissing height too. No splash. But then I started running into problems that threatened the longevity of the piss. You see, I would shut the drain hatch, so I could look upon my creation. One time I even pissed blood. But the white bowl white start to get these stains on the inside. I could never explain this if my parents asked. To this day, there are stains, and I must confess I have largely given up the sinkpissing ways. I do however, still do it in public bathrooms or if I'm at someone else's house, so I guess I didn't entirely quit. This is my story.

Extreme Destroy D1ck December
allow me to explain.

Extreme Destroy D1ck December is where you nut as many times that day according to the date factorial.

On Day 1 it's not so bad. It's just 1, so you nut once. Day 2 isn't bad either, since 1 x 2 = 2. Day 3, 1 x 2 x 3 = 6, so a little challenging but nothing too major. Day 4 is where it really starts though. 4! is 24. So that's nutting once every hour. Day 5 gets worse. 5! is 120. 120 / 24 = 5, which means you nut 5 times per hour. Day 6: 720 times per day. That translates to 30 times per hour or once every 2 minutes

By December 31st you'd be a dehydrated corpse, but if you somehow survived:

31! is 8.22x10^33.

That / 24 is 3.43x10^32.

That / 60 is 5.71x10^30.

Divide by 60 again and you get 9.52x10^28.

Divide by 1000 and it's 9.52 x 10^25 times. Every millisecond. An incomprehensibly large number of nuts every millisecond, if someone could please calculate the amount of energy required for that it'd be greatly appreciated

Greetings, Is it Possible that i may come inside your place that i assume is the place of your residence?
"Man f uck you i see you at work"
Aw, African american fellow. Don't hate me cause i'm beautiful, African american fellow, HYPOTHETICALLY. if you got rid of that old yee yee a$$ haircut you've got, you might happen to get some female attention on your male genitalia area, you can even assume its a possibility that tanisha will ring your unsavory self back on your cellphone device, but that is only to say that she ever stops spending her time with that brain surgeon or lawyer she is currently giving attention to. African American Fellowwww
" WHAT "
" Ugh, Mf'er "