THIS GUY IS CONFIRMED CHEATING!!! I'M GETTING ANGRY BECAUSE OF IT!!! I AM GOING TO PUNISH THIS GUY BECAUSE I AM THE PUNISHER

I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING

-REP!! this steam user is my gangstalker, they have been abusing my mind with PSYCHOTRONICS and warfare and reading into my thoughts from outside my house, this user has ASAULTED me multiple times in coorindates with ITasca county MN sheriif, evil and terrible assaults everyday in my mind and thorugh steam,com profile comments! be warned all gamer ands staem users! this user is an abusive MINDFREAK! do NOT Interact or engage in "C4c" or commend for commend SCAMS with this user, he uses it as the input to insert dark and EVIL thoughts into your head! be warned and KEEP YOURSELVES SAFE, this user "in cahoots" with cia and dark puppet SCAMMERs to kill and abuse and hurt targeted indivudials "like myself" at all times!

Patrick Fartman be like BRUH

oh man you are a loser. a real specimen. go outside dude this is honestly so sad. your parents spend almost 2 decades raising you so you can rot in your room...

After a good game in TF2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great TF2 and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a TF2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. Turns out he was vegan. Don't trust this guy.