Great fella. He just kinda disappeared like Malaysia Airlines flight 370

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緊急廣播，由於發生嚴重事故，本站將會關閉。乘客請保持鎮定，並跟隨閃動中嘅出口指示牌，立即由最近嘅出口離開。所有閘機現已開啟，出閘時毋須使用車票或八達通。
緊急廣播，由於發生嚴重事故，本站將要關閉。乘客請保持鎮定，並跟隨閃耀中的出口指示牌，馬上由最近的出口離開。所有閘機現已開啟，出閘時毋須使用車票或八達通。

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that, It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play CS:GO sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxo..

bro no otehr comments haha funnee

Dood funny haha

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