"I am the Bone of my Sword (Shlongo)
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand Hoes,
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood Pain to create many Weapons (Ego)
Yet those Hands will never hold Anything. (Hot Tanned Tomboy With Tan-Lines And Midriff)
So, as I Pray-- (For A Functioning Erection)
Unlimited Blade Works"

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