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You think I'm gonna put my real name here?   United States
 
 
I sexually identify as a cardboard box.
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ThatguyHoboanoC4 13 Nov, 2022 @ 9:16pm 
FULCRUM COME IN YYYYOOOOOOOOOO YODIE GANG!!!
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John Judgment Kennedy 28 Sep, 2022 @ 2:40am 
‼️ATTENTION, CITIZEN‼️
‼️警告Uh oh! You've made an oopsie, citizen! 200 social credit points have been deducted from your ID card! Be sure to behave better or you know what happens!!!警告‼️

Note: "glory to the CCP and Xi Jinping!" Don't forget to say this every morning for +5 daily social credit points! 祝你好运‼️
John Judgment Kennedy 28 Sep, 2022 @ 2:36am 
The MANSCAPED Lawn Mower is trusted by over two million men worldwide. That's over four million balls. So why don't you join them and use the right tools for the job because when it comes to balls, you don't want to muck about. (pool balls clacking)

Go to manscaped dot com and check out the all new Lawn Mower 4.0 and receive free shipping.
John Judgment Kennedy 28 Sep, 2022 @ 2:36am 
We need to talk about your balls. (pool balls clacking) Are they smooth, or covered in bits of annoying fluff? (blows) These are my balls. See how they glisten in the light? Your balls can be like these, but you got to use the right tools for the job.

This? No.
This? No!
This? Only if that's what you're into.

Balls are delicate, sensitive, easy to damage. Someone's taken a chunk out of that one. That's why I use The Lawn Mower 4.0. It's got SkinSafe Technology with a replaceable ceramic blade so you can trim with confidence. It's got an LED light so you can always see what you're doing. Lights please! And what's more, it's got a wireless charging system and it's waterproof. You can even drop it in your pint. (beer fizzing) You wouldn't want to drink it though. It's got pubes in it.
John Judgment Kennedy 28 Sep, 2022 @ 2:31am 
How lucky can one guy be?
I did her and she did me
I try to stay calm
Its hard when I'm doin' your mom

The room was completely black
She felt every inch of my sack
I got down to her throat
Ain't that a reason to gloat?

Your mama ain't slowin'
I think she’s gonna keep goin'
Our body fluids keep flowin'
Our sex life is gonna be beautiful

She’s got quite the ass to spread
It's too bad your fathers dead
Cause she’s thick, and wants nothing but ♥♥♥♥, in the bed
MattTheSkater 28 Sep, 2022 @ 2:31am 
‼️ATTENTION, CITIZEN‼️
‼️警告Uh oh! You've made an oopsie, citizen! 200 social credit points have been deducted from your ID card! Be sure to behave better or you know what happens!!!警告‼️

Note: "glory to the CCP and Xi Jinping!" Don't forget to say this every morning for +5 daily social credit points! 祝你好运‼️