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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 1:58pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 8:58am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 11:06am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 11:53am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 8:58am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 12:38pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 4:02pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 19 May, 2024 @ 7:02am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 11:36am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 4:02pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 4:30pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 11:22am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:19am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 8:19am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 19 May, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:11am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 5:06pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 2:36pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:36am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 10:57am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 4:29pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 10:15am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 4:28pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 1:29pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 12:03pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 11:24am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 26 May, 2024 @ 5:48am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 11:47am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 9:18am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 5:20pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 7:31am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 2:36pm

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 4:22am



Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!