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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2019 @ 10:58am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2019 @ 11:00am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 24 May, 2019 @ 9:26am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2019 @ 10:57am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2020 @ 9:31am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2019 @ 12:31pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 3:19pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2020 @ 12:57pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2020 @ 11:28am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2019 @ 10:54am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 6:54am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2019 @ 12:41pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 8:17am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2019 @ 11:00am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2019 @ 12:35pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 3:53am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2019 @ 9:35am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2019 @ 8:44am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2019 @ 10:02am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2019 @ 7:56am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 1 May, 2019 @ 12:14am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 10:04am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 10:05am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2019 @ 10:02am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2019 @ 7:57am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:07am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 8:31am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 5:26am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 7:03am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 2:52am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 11:48am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 8:35am



Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?