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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 10:06am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 10:06am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 10:21am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 4:50pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 7:53am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:14am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:14am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:14am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:14am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:14am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:29am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:14am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:54am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:14am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:53am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:53am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:18am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 10:06am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:22am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:18am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:19am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:10pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:27am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:27am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:54am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:54am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:54am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:25am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:54am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:53am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:54am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:19am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:25am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:26am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:19am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:54am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:26am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:14am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:53am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 10:08am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 10:09am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:08am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 11:56am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:19am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:14am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 8:50am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 8:50am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 8:58am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:54am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:54am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:54am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:24am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:25am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:25am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:24am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:29am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 10:10am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 10:06am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 4:20pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 4:16pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:30am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:07pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 4:21pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:54am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:25am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:16pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:14am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 8:50am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 8:58am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 8:58am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:54am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:54am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:25am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:19am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:19am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:29am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:29am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:22am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:14pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:14pm



Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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