Feet.What else can I say?Absolutely marvelous.Stupendous.Utterly amazing,l'd say.The scale,the size,the shape all perfect.The perplexing scent may seem,to put it in the peasants language,nasty,at first,but as you truly realize the beauty of feet,it grows on you.It's an incredible metaphor for life-even the most perfect thing will have a flaw, but it too must be appreciated,and in a way,it improves said thing even more.But the best part is,undoubtedly,the taste.Ohh,ahh.. scrumptious! Splendid! If it were up to me,i'd lick them all day,everyday From the very tip of the heel to the ends of every single toe,as my tongue slowly drifts across the deserted surface.The burn you feel on your tongue feels odd and makes you feel uneasy at first,but it's part of the experience,and soon enough you learn to love it,as you start feeling it permanently.It's all you can feel But sucking the toes is truly the highlight.The mere thought of sticking them in my mouth makes me ejaculate in mere seconds...

Full McDonald's Menu
[Breakfast]
Fruit & Maple Oatmeal
Fruit 'N Yogurt Parfait
Egg McMuffin®
Egg White Delight McMuffin®
Sausage McMuffin®
Sausage McMuffin® with Egg
Bacon, Egg & Cheese Biscuit
Sausage Biscuit
Sausage Biscuit with Egg
Steak, Egg & Cheese Biscuit
Bacon, Egg & Cheese McGriddles®
Sausage McGriddles®
Sausage, Egg & Cheese McGriddles®
Bacon, Egg & Cheese Bagel
Big Breakfast®
Big Breakfast® with Hotcakes
Hotcakes
Hotcakes and Sausage
Sausage Burrito
Hash Browns
[Burgers]
Bacon Smokehouse Burger
Double Bacon Smokehouse Burger
Big Mac®
Quarter Pounder®* with Cheese
Double Quarter Pounder®* with Cheese
Triple Cheeseburger
Double Cheeseburger
McDouble®
Bacon McDouble®
Cheeseburger
Hamburger

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I think he likes the rabbit a bit toooo much

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