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Stockholm, Stockholms Lan, Sweden 
add me please
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I never thought I'd have to post anything like this, but here we are.
For obvious reasons, I can't tell this to anyone I know, so you're the poor souls to read this.
About two hours ago, I got horny and had the glorious idea to boil a few eggs and find out how many of them I can fit inside my vagina. Brilliant.
Horniness makes us all do stupid things, but I seem to be extraordinarily brain-dead.
So once the eggs were boiled and cooled down, I lay on my bed with the eggs next to me, got out a ton of lube, opened some porn video and got started.
Egg number one went inside just fine.
Egg number two followed with ease.
Egg number three got stuck halfway in, so I started rubbing my clit as I slowly pushed the egg further in.
All of a sudden, I heard a concerning crunching sound.
Född Matteus Rudi Rydebjörk
15 Juli 2009 (13 år)
Sverige, Stora Essingen, Kungsholmen
Utbildad vid Henry Munro Middle School, Glen Ridge High School och St. Xavier High School och Thorilds Gymnasium
Aktiva år 1981–
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