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This just happened now.

I never thought I'd have to post anything like this, but here we are.

For obvious reasons, I can't tell this to anyone I know, so you're the poor souls to read this.

About two hours ago, I got horny and had the glorious idea to boil a few eggs and find out how many of them I can fit inside my vagina. Brilliant.

Horniness makes us all do stupid things, but I seem to be extraordinarily brain-dead.

So once the eggs were boiled and cooled down, I lay on my bed with the eggs next to me, got out a ton of lube, opened some porn video and got started.

Egg number one went inside just fine.

Egg number two followed with ease.

Egg number three got stuck halfway in, so I started rubbing my clit as I slowly pushed the egg further in.

All of a sudden, I heard a concerning crunching sound.

Matteus Rydebjörk
Född Matteus Rudi Rydebjörk
15 Juli 2009 (13 år)
Sverige, Stora Essingen, Kungsholmen
Utbildad vid Henry Munro Middle School, Glen Ridge High School och St. Xavier High School och Thorilds Gymnasium
Aktiva år 1981–
Make
Aston Malmsten (2010–2011)
Valderman Mandervald (2013–2015)
Juan Lopez (2015–2018)
Partner Gandalf The Grey (2018–2021)
Barn 8

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Hi worried since the last time i came it took me an hour to beat it even though my ♥♥♥♥ was fully erect. Maybe its because i last too long. If i even rub my genital area against my pants ill start to moan uncontrollably. Even the bible isn't taking away the erection, and i can't focus on any work. I've tried to play video games, but the female characters make my penis get even harder. I feel lightheaded, and my balls are continuously getting heavier. This happens every day, but i cannot afford to waste time fapping when I could be doing something productive. The head of my penis has gotten so filled with blood the skin is completely stretched. Luckily i am circumcised so the foreskin isn't pulling it in. Currently 15% of my blood is in my penis, and i may get frostbite in my extremities. This is a cry for help., I'm Dad!

Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nfl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike y'all I presume. Damn high school was fun :/ minus the detentions for picking on the nerds, haha.

Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nfl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike y'all I presume. Damn high school was fun :/ minus the detentions for picking on the nerds, haha.

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