hey look buddy, I'm an engineer and that means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty" because that would fall within your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun. Like this heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little-old-number designed by me. Built, by me. And you best hope... Not pointed at you.