Recent reviews by Mayday39

Eric seems like the kinda guy 2020 danganronpa fan me wouldve loved and that scares me. This man has so many scenes where hes threatening a literal child at gunpoint and for what

also never trust a woman wearing a metal bra

My motives are complex/10

i spent 50 dollars on cosmetics for this game and every time i start playing consistently again it gives me a repetitive stress injury.

10/10 would reccomend i love magical girls and bards <3

Reccomended cause its free and was fine for what it was but personally I was left feeling like most of my actions had no real impact on what ending I got for the 4 main ones, and that's just kind of mid. Nothing changes in the story really if you decide to lose an eye vs ear or an arm vs leg. I also think that the story would've been a lot more fascinating if no supernatural (assumedly fae) element was present. The best horror stories lie in the familiar, and unknown and the ever so thin line that lies between. When you take a situation that most of us already won't find familiar (bartering away body parts) and add another, secondary layer of separation it's just not all that frightening. Maybe this is because I've grown numb to gore adjacent body horror, maybe it's because I know fae lore, or maybe it's because there's a whole ending where you reject the offer and the protagonist's life continues as normal, albeit destitute and forced to essentially freeload off their parents.

Give it a playthrough, it'll at least keep you entertained for about an hour or maybe more if you're a slower reader, but just be aware that it can feel a bit one note and bland at times.

epic poggers amazing game fire plot i love you funyarinpa i love you cat puns i love you exhibitionist grandma

i received this game as a christmas present from my best fishy friend (shoutout to them) and my family, my friends, the strangers at walmart, nobody has escaped me telling them to play this game.

genuinely life changing, my favorite characters are blind edgeworth in 999 and emily glitter force in vlr, play this game, its amazing, the puzzles were incredibly satisfying to solve, the endings hurt me in a good way, tenmyouji raps, sigma balls, thank you and goodnight

I would write a cohesive review but my thumb no work

its not starving together what is there not to live

It's fun and I'm lonely so yeah

I've heard good things about it, had it recommended to me by a friend. Wish I could have gotten past the tutorial, but the single mouse I used to own is lost to the mists of... my closet, probably. I really don't want to come off as some random salty child saying "didnt allo me 2 use trackpad!!!1!1!" but I honestly don't know how I can "recommend" the game when I couldn't get past the tutorial due to a lack of tech. So I'm just going to leave this as a review stating

It's probably a good game as long as you have a mouse. Good luck guys.

Edit: I found my mouse and yeah its pretty fun.

Terraria review but again and with significantly less braincells put into it

The corruption will not stop spreading Ive done everything I can I've clentaminated the whole thing I swear how does it keep coming back please have mercy on me plea-

I like to be the god of this realm killing the moon lord like he is but a peon in my scheme. all within the realm shall fear my dolphin gun soon enough

soundtrack is bangin for real i wish i could eat the plantera theme like just stick the noises in my mouth and go omnomonom until the music has become absorbed into my very being like some kind of weird vitamin

moon lords legs/10