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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 3:33pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 4:42am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:34pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:18am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 6:41am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 1:40pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:11pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:15pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:18pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:31pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:00am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 10:52am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:18am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 3:38pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:44am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 11:12am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:10pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:10pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 4:23am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 7:56am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:36pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:13pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:46pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:56am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:16pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 3:11pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 9:46am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:34pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 7:15am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 6:33am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:19pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 4:23am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 8:13am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 10:37am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 3:38am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 5:12pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:53am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 3:28pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 9:44am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2024 @ 5:04am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 3:19pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 9:36am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 9:36am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:17pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 3:32pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 10:03am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 9:46am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 8:27am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 5:52am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:31am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:31am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 2:29pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 3:28pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 7:15am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:53am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 6:33am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:17pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:20am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 1:47pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:37am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 3:52pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 8:52am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 9:04am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 9:44am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:12am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 7:57am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:27am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:43am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:44pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 7:23am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 2:41pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 2:31pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 2:56pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 9:05am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 9:08am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 9:18am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 9:57am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:08am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:56am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 8:52am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 6:41am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 3:19pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 5:13pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 3:00pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 8:52am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 9:04am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:12am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:01am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 6:42am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:45am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:36am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 9:11am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 8:27am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 7:15am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 2:03pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 6:41am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 3:42am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 1:59pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 3:28pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 7:06am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 7:06am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:44am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 3:21am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 7:23am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 3:22pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 6:16am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:09am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:15am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:14am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:59am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:42am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:33am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:44am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:42am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:53am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:54am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:53am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:54am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:06am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:59am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 3:00pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 10:12am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 6:16pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 6:16pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 8:54am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 8:54am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:14am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:25am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:51am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:51am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:04am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:27am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 6:27am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 8:53am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:14am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:31am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:49am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:53am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:53am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 3:28pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 7:03am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 2:59pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 2:02pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 2:55pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 5:39pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 7:04am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:40am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:47pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 9:47am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:31am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:12am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 10:12am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:59am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 6:16pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 6:16pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 8:54am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 8:54am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 2:41pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:14am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:25am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:51am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:51am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:04am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 1:35pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 8:09am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:18am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 May, 2024 @ 9:54am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 8:32am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 10:00am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:11am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:11am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:24am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:31am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:50am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:06am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:10am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 11:57am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:14am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:32am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:32am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:50am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:54am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:09am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:23am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:42am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:53am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:31am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:05am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:54am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:24am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:11am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:33am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:38am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:40am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:36am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:37am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:55am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:55am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:03am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 5:13am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 1:59pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 5:25pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 9:47am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 5:28am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:21am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:44am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:42am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:14am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:56am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 10:12am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:24am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:52am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:12am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:14am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:32am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:32am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:50am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:54am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:09am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:25am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:42am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:42am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:04am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:12am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:31am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:42am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:42am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:51am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:56am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:58am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:35am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:54am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:04am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:04am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:06am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:33am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:35am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:39am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:39am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 12:21pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:33am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:59am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:19am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:48am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:48am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:26am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:24am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:00am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:23am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:49pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 7:18pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 8:09am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:23am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:04am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:12am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:31am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:42am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:42am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:56am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:56am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:58am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:35am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 7:56am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 5:39pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:22am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:45am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:42am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:42am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:41pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:15am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:08am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:56am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:31am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:20pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:31am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 2:59pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:06pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 2:58pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 9:16am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:22am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:53am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:11am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:25am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:58am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:58am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:17am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:12am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:58am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:35am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:52am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:57am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:07pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:55pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:58am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:49am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 10:40am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:23am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:36am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 8:06am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 5:12am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 8:53am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:39am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:25am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:34am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:36am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:42am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:51am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:56am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:58am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:38pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:52am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:23pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:19pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:34am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:36am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:42am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:55am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:56am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:58am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:38pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:28am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:46am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 7:56am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 7:04am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:11am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:53am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:53am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:11am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:37am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:02am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:02am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:02pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:59pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 9:17am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:20am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:29am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:00am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:25am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:11am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:11am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:06am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:07pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 2:50pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:25am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:13pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:21pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:10pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:38pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 8:11pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 2:06pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:33am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:54am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:33am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:40am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:22am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:07pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:20am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:27am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:29am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:00am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:58am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:36am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:54pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:38pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:57pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:58pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 7:18pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 2:51pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 11:37am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:59am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 10:00am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:37am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:31am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 2:17pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 9:17am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 9:36am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:33am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:53am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:27am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:40am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 10:00am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:49pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 7:18pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:31am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:31am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:00am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 10:10am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:58am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:36am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:54pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:38pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:24am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:24am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 2:40pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 5:12am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 8:53am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:28am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 4:04pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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