Listen up, you Covid-vaccinated, triple-jabbed, booster-chugging, mask-wearing, lockdown-loving, government-kissing, Fauci-fanboying, Big Pharma-bootlicking, sheep-minded, NPC-brained, blue-pilled, woke-washed, soy-guzzling, TikTok-scrolling, Netflix-binging, Zoom-meeting, hand-sanitizing, toilet-paper-hoarding, virtue-signaling, rainbow-flag-waving, pronoun-preaching, climate-crying, bug-eating, Klaus Schwab-worshipping, Bill Gates-fellating, Davos-drooling, ESG-score-chasing, carbon-footprint-obsessing, microplastic-blooded, 5G-fried, algorithm-addicted, dopamine-depleted, serotonin-starved, cortisol-spiking, gut-biome-destroyed, inflammation-riddled, cytokine-storming, autoimmune-wrecked, gluten-free, dairy-free, taste-free, joy-free, soul-crushed, spirit-shattered, freedom-forgotten, liberty-lost, rights-relinquished, constitution-trashed, founding-fathers-weeping, ancestors-ashamed, descendants-doomed, reality-ruptured, simulation-glitching, matrix-malfunctioning, system-crashing, blue-screen-of-death, kernel-panic, infinite-loop, recursion-without-end, stack-overflow, memory-leak, data-corruption, 404-error, 500-server-fail, 418-I’m-a-teapot, 420-blaze-it, 666-hellspawn piece of compliant trash—you’ll never be “good” player ‘cause you’re too busy licking boots, swallowing lies. You’re a pawn, a puppet, a hamster spinning in a cage, a lab rat in a maze, a data point in their spreadsheet, a barcode on their system, a profile in their algorithm—YOU’RE NOT EVEN A PLAYER, YOU’RE A BACKGROUND NPC! And don’t get me started on the lgbtq—yeah, you rainbow-flag-waving, pride-parading, glitter-throwing, leather-chaps-strutting, pronoun-yelling, identity-obsessed, cancel-culture-crusading, victimhood-hustling, outrage-addicted clowns—you’re just as bad, folding to the same bull, getting your shots, posting your vax cards, clapping for the narrative like trained seals.