When I was seven I learned about Hilter and was immediately obsessed. I, a blue eyed, blonde haired man, wanted to bring him back.
Last year, I was finally able to visit Germany. Hitler was thought to have been cremated. He wasn't. He was buried under a tree with his organs placed in multiple jars inside of wooden crates next to him. I placed the skull in my backpack, and began searching for the crates. his remaining testicle, and a piece of his lung. I got to the airport and went through my plan: slip through security, and secure a position in one of the landing gears on a plane back to Texas.
After I got back home, I found my volunteer for the subject. The 29 year old, Elizabeth Gruber. She has blonde hair and blue eyes, as well, I took one of her eggs so I could produce my hero.
Now, for the second part. Jacking off. I started beating my weiner like Hitler beat the Polish in September of 1939, and I eventually came into a jar.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

this one so hawt

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah

Cringe lord, epic meme