A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

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Legend has it that this man, nay, this AUTISTIC GODDESS, has the tightest ♥♥♥♥♥ in the west.


He won't let me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ finger him to find out and I'm not pleased about it.

They call me Chaddius Girthmeister because I ♥♥♥♥ her real good.
9 months later they call me Chaddius Birthmeister because I deliver.

Let me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Showed me how to Eidolon hunt once, then introduced me to racism and I've never looked back.