"But I'm also embarrassed uwu"
"I hate you"
"You better not be thinking about cooking my bunnies"
"When i woke up this morning my face was freezing, it was like jack frost pimp slapped me"
"Thats the best good night message ever"
"Thank you, my loyal sir knight of cringe"
“Your statuses are always interesting"
"Femboy harlen"
"Its okay jarate i think youre the prettiest maid girl ever"
"Why is your discord account so cursed lmao"
"Jarate is a thicc e-girl"
"However im not as desirable as maid patrol 🤤"
"Don't tell anyone i said that"
"Im boutta blow my entire load on the northeast Get ready"
"Jarate is a boomer"
"send me teeth pics 🤤"
"bring it to school :dumbass:"
"Happy mothers day to the best milf in town, jarate 🤤"
"DONT FORGET TO LISTEN TO BRITNEY ♥♥♥♥♥"
"fahka yu"
"Closet burger lovers?"
"dude this water is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bussin"
"I AM NOT FATHERLESS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"
"like every other guy im just friends with"
"I want everyone to recognize your greatness 👑"
"like every other guy im just friends with"
"DREAMING of THINKING about sleeping"
"I drank a cup of water filled with sand cause i was thirsty and i forgot it fell"
"No but fr im interested to see what its like being a buff farmer boy"
"My dose of milk man chugging the milk"
"But i will be a pleb compared to thy milk chugging skills"
"I wanna do horrible things to them nerdy dorky dudes"
"can you make a video of you chugging eggnog but with a santa hat on"
"I choked on water"
"Throated"
"I had a dream about you :scared:"
"that just made me laugh like a mad woman"
"I want a pet jaguar 💀"
“hey babe, you like teeth? cause i bite 😩”
"Got one hand on my phone, one hand on my D"
"i was not expecting that emoji"
"I will cook you some burned backn"
"IM NOT LAUGHING IM TRAUMATIZED"
"I love grilled cheemse"
"I two handed the nozzle"
"I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE THAT IMAGE SO MUCH"
"im gay then"
"he noticed me 😩"
"thank you for being the bestest friend ever"
"I’ll have like an entire minecraft world irl"
"I WANT MY CAKE"
"BRO YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT SAY IT OUT LOUD"
"Youre goated
they cant beat the throat goat
You have what they dont
a goated throat"
"DAYUM"
"Im losing my mind"
"The hat and sweater 😩"
"I’m only allowed to stalk you :trollartistic:"
"If you do that i will kill myself too and kick your ghostly ass"
"This was literally me in the kitchen"
"Swagmobile"
"CAN YOU BELIEVE IT GUYS????"
"I CANT STOP LAUGHING"
"Maybe i can break my walls
and tear down the wires inside my walls Charles mcgill style
hey harlen i need some help”
"I just stuffed my face with lasagna 😩"
"Well, the new magic mike is looking pretty good i see"
"You know i do it just to make you cringe"
"if you’re 52 i’m 114"
“ I can’t wait to meet your twink riding uncle connor kentucky”
“ I wish i was the “fruit” 😳”
“ Me at your window”
“ getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😎”
“ WE ARE SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BACK!!!!!”
“ NOOOOOOO ITS BLACK”
“ Omfg its beautiful”
“ Draw a penis”
“ Atteras Isla”
“ daddy indeed 😩”
“ Nogger”
“ N-”
“ Can you sell a dildo”
“ The rizz master”
“ You are daddy chulo”
“ They need to get laid”
“ The thumbnail I have of my jarate patrol photo album”
“ Sugandese”
“ Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth”
“ Its not gay I swear”
“ ILL TAKE THE ENTIRE STOCK”
“ You can hit me next 😍”
“ Do you accept me for who I am”
“ My transgender lesbian girlfriend 😩”
“ Its great to be white”
“ AMEN BROTHER”
“ im gonna nummy YOU”
“ Me at your window”
“ I have a penis”
“ I put too much laundry in the washing machine 💀”
“ You played “im just ken” too many times, It set the forest on fire 🔥🔥🔥“
“ Looking good, stud 😍”
“ i wanna bang your truck”
“ I need to simp harder for you anyway”
"Which makes my joints ♥♥♥♥♥♥’d"
“ Been gooning too hard”
“ I get to give kids candy 😈”
“ Thats like the nicest thing anyone’s said to me today lol”
“ Gonna goon to this before bed ty”
“ Thats my dust”
“ Smitty wereben jagerman jensen”
“ heyyy u stepped on meee :(”
“ Blaze dildo”
"Gimme that thanussy"
"Idk why jack frost is tickling em so much i didnt consent to that"
"my back hurts from the backshots last night"
"frog : ♥♥♥♥♥♥'