Recent reviews by Calico

tldr: cool game, worth the money

i enjoy parkour games a lot, parkour is cool in general
a lot of the roblox parkour games though like the ones made by mongoose (parkour/parkour reborn) feel too arcade-y and generally unrealistic
i never found an interest for mirror's edge because of its age
this game did the thing that i have been wanting for quite a while
bugs are annoying, but i dont care, this is made by one guy with talent and a dream and that is extremely impressive
constant updates and him working on fixing bugs as well
im in the discord and sometimes it's only a matter of one or two days for bugs to disappear that came from new updates

usually i try to be funny in reviews, but this time i'll be serious just to let you know what it's like
this game should NOT be as funny as it is, especially with friends, but i'm not complaining

quick tldr before i go on a rant: is it worth the $40? yeah.

this game is definitely not fully polished, and anybody who's ever played it will tell you that the bugs' physics are a little weird, but those kinds of glitches are to be expected and normally harmless
regardless of the smaller things this game is extremely well made
if you've got a few friends that either have the game or want to get the game, PLAY IT WITH THEM. it makes the experience much better if the other people you're with are your buddies

moving on to the bigger things, mostly negative things being honest
certain bugs will just break the game entirely
if you've got a bad teammate that just teamkills round after round, yeah they suck
over time this game will get really repetitive, so at this current moment i feel like we're going to need more content and soon if they want to keep engagement high for everybody
it's starting to feel like it's the same missions, over and over, slowly leveling up for things that'll entertain you for just a couple rounds before it gets boring and into your storage because it probably sucks and you're already used to the things you had beforehand


conclusion here is, they're probably gonna need some more content soon, but if you're reading this before getting the game, it's worth it (again, especially with friends)

if you're buying just the main game
buy keys to the map too
thank me later, people, have fun winning every race!!

for yo final challenge
play asylum on nightmare mode

this shark is genuinely the most annoying game character i've ever encountered, and i've played both subnauticas, xcom 2 (WOTC), and both the division games

IF I GET SHOT IN 914 AGAIN IM GONNA CHANGE MY REVIEW

no matter what, ALWAYS have a hammer on you
if a crabling jumps at you, teach it what it feels like to be a nail

jumpscares worse than fnaf, holy hell that lady should be in the olympics with how fast she ran at me with that knife

This job is pretty nice!
It pays decently as well.
Just don't get too close to your coworkers, they'll be gone soon.
There's a lot of traveling involved, too.
9.5/10 job!

this campaign was one of the best i've played
2016 game, still amazing
10/10
(also i got it on a sale so make sure to watch for those)