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Indonesia 
ㅤ* Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor’s office is full of portraits by Picasso.
ㅤ* I was playing the piano in a bar and this elephant walked in and started crying his eyes out. I said "Do you recognise the tune?" He said "No, I recognise the ivory."
ㅤ* No wonder newborn babies cry. They've got nothing to eat, no clothes and they already owe the government money.
⛳ * 🎈 * 🍆 * 😺 * 🏀 * 🕺 * 🌳 * 👑 * 🍖 * 📒 * 🍧 * 🎍 * 👳 * 🌂 * 🐊 * 🌏
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!