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3.6 hrs on record
I was 6 when i had a nightmare about loosing everything... guess what, this game helped me.

My name is Jack, and i´m a 30 year old Dad of 10 kids. My wife loved to have sexytime with me but i was a truck driver. i tought euro truck simulator is going to compensate it all after they kicked me out of my irl job... it didn´t for sake. So i got to this game after my wife left me and drove me into a horribly huge debt since she took the kids and i gotta pay a parrental minimum wage of monthly 2k dollars. I was at the lowest point of my life. Like lowesterest, so low even sonars can´t reach. This game made me accept my fate and quit everything i could, now all i do is focus on how unrealistically bad this is, and why does it have so many bugs. More complicated than my wife fr. Like a f#king neutron star. I would rather lick uranium. Sexy game. Nice character creation. Sexy body work. Verry good looking girls n ♥♥♥♥. Good graphics. ♥♥♥♥ game. 2/10, ill just get back to ets2
Posted 30 August, 2024.
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40.5 hrs on record (30.8 hrs at review time)
it´s not a game full with cheaters, it´s a cheat testing experience GOTY ez
Posted 5 February, 2024.
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29.7 hrs on record
This is the biggest dog crap u can ever imagine. I tried to convince my wife into playing some ranked with me, but i ended up being single because she cheated on me with a pubg hacker. I tought i will have achieve some more self belief because of the half-bad half-good looking k-pop ahh goofy characters u sell for 1,99/piece, but i ended up loosing my manliness (fr). I lost my house on a bet to a hacker, ended up wining a house to a noob. Now i have to face a 5 year loss of freedom in the jail because the noob became mad, came to my house and attacked me and i used self defense. Im a father of 4 children and you ruined my life, just as you ruined the game.
Posted 3 February, 2024.
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65.1 hrs on record (45.9 hrs at review time)
pros:
The game in itself is good, graphics are very nice, the looks of it is pretty as hell, making photos in it is also awesome especially with a camera tool you can download from the internet.

the story is good aswell, its just way too short to be true. Should have made it longer.

Car designs are good aswell, customization is pretty well made, its fun to play around with.

Races are good aswell, cops are cool, view is beautifull, i love the day=legal, night=illegal point of the races, its creative tbh.

cons:
The game is kind of unoptimized, lots of stuttering, and fps drops, while it should be running faster on devices. There are some things that make the graphics be a bit weird, but like i said, it is still beautifull.

drift physics should be better, this game is clearly not for drifting.

custom livery making should be easier (for example: making stickers like in forza so u dont have to redo the same thing always, when ur making an art)

noth that much things to do after a time.

personal rating:
Graphics-9/10
Story- 6/10
Car customization-8/10
Races- 7.5/10
Songs- 7/10


For its price, it´s not that worth it, but for like 30 euros, or 25, its good. Just buy it on sales.

its a good game, and if ur bored, u can play it in ur freetime.
Posted 27 October, 2023.
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91.7 hrs on record (58.1 hrs at review time)
An awesome and mentionable part of the Ghost Recon games, very well done. The overall story is a very good creation, the cartel filled atmosphere, the feeling of the way how you don´t trust anyone in the game´s corrupt world filled with illegality and madness, it´s an experience that no other game could give me. The weapons and their customizations are well made, the character customization feature is a + for me, the story line is long and i like it, the world is wide open and it´s gorgeous, the graphics are awesome, the weather, the terrain, the vehicles are all really good. Huge + for this game, definitelly recomending it, perfect for cooperation games, tactical games, stealth games, and multiplayer squad combat games. One of my favourites.
Posted 26 November, 2022.
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22.1 hrs on record (14.6 hrs at review time)
This DiRT game of the DiRT series is an actually verry reasonable DiRT game. I like how you have to care about your crew, upgrade your crew, sponsorships and etc. The livery customization could have been more advanced but for this game it´s enough. The driving experience is awesome, can be challenging sometimes, and also easier, depends on what type of a driver you are. Graphics is a + one, too. Controls should be customized right at the start of the game to your comfort. The career is very good, and there is a lot to do and lot to grind, so the good point is that you will not finish the game in a week or in 3 days, because there is a lot to do and lot to care about trough your carreer. Thanks for the great experience, totally recomending this game for those, who love rallying.
Posted 12 November, 2022.
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26.1 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
An actual honest review:
Do i recommend this game?
-If you will never give up, and you are either a fortnite/pubg/Call of duty/ valorant player(or any other game player, where you need rankups and stuff), and you will keep going and never rage quit, then you should give it a try.
-but IF you are actually a soft player, or just a hangout player, idk then.
Here´s why:

The idea of the game is awesome, also the game mechanics, Graphics, the detail, BUT (and this is a very HUGE but) the gameplay and the fun achived while playing can be easily ruined by the overpowered cheaters, and also the game´s unfairness... The whole game in itself, the theme, the aesthetics are outstandingly mind blowing, but the pvp is mostly awful. If there is at least one or two more professional players than you, or higher level players, Your luck and the actual gameplay can be thrown into a box full of crap. Also cheaters use aimbot and wallhack + speed hack a lot, and when it gets to these two, it´s very annoying and after a time it will actually be boring.
Posted 16 September, 2022. Last edited 28 January, 2024.
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70.6 hrs on record (63.2 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
The would be good if it would be 2018. The society of the children+ their toxic behaviour ruined the whole game, and there isnt much fun to gain from public multiplayer matches. Its only good with friends, and also without hacks. The game is ruined, and will no longer be the same.
Posted 5 January, 2022.
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53.6 hrs on record (16.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The game is realistic, the sounds are awesome, the teamwork is the key as always, and the gameplay is fun too. According to the price, i would say that the game has a "too low price to be true". The game really worths it, graphics is good too, the details too, the maps also. Really good tactical game here, might experience some little bugs, but the game is good enough to ignore the bugs :)
Posted 5 January, 2022.
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101.2 hrs on record (27.6 hrs at review time)
Sometimes it gives me anxiety, im driving aesthetically. This game chills me, becuase i love to drive. I never expected that i will love trucks, and that i will play a truck game, but i really like this game, also the trucks. The graphics is 10/10 and also the functions and the details. ;)
Posted 5 January, 2022.
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