Stewart, the perpetually jittery individual, had a fear that trumped all others: dogs. Even the mention of a friendly Labrador would send him into a frenzy of nervous laughter, as if his chuckles were armor against the impending canine encounter. Once, when a neighbor's chihuahua wandered into his path, Stewart's reaction resembled a botched dance routine more than an escape plan. He'd break into spontaneous interpretive dance, arms flailing and feet tapping in a bizarre spectacle of fear-induced rhythm. Stewart's attempts to placate his terror included fashioning dog-shaped piñatas and practicing his dog-charming harmonica serenades, which, if anything, managed to confuse both humans and canines alike.

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